Out of all three BMWs...

Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
05/05/2016 at 20:19 • Filed to: E38

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The 740 parks between the lines.


DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! Matt Nichelson > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
05/05/2016 at 20:21

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The other two just had to offset one parking correctly. The balance must be maintained.


Kinja'd!!! d15b > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
05/05/2016 at 20:21

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Because 740 owner bought it brand new, is a boss and has elbow patches on his sports coat.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
05/05/2016 at 20:21

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Don’t drive a BMW, but I’m guilty of parking a little bit in the striped thing on purpose.


Kinja'd!!! unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > d15b
05/05/2016 at 20:24

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Well I did show up to my jazz concert in a suit and a 7 series...


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
05/05/2016 at 20:25

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Because it’s the only good one.


Kinja'd!!! d15b > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
05/05/2016 at 20:25

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Still a coat, b0ss-man, still a coat.


Kinja'd!!! unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > jkm7680
05/05/2016 at 20:25

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It’s not a crime unless its a long vehicle and blocks the corner spot. I give space so the moto bros can park their sv650s and whatnot on the striped lines


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
05/05/2016 at 20:27

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It’s always in parking garages just like the one pictured, where it isn’t obstructing anything.


Kinja'd!!! dsigned001 - O.R.C. hunter > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
05/05/2016 at 21:29

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Because the 740 owner paid cash, and can afford to fix it if it gets dinged. The other two have bad credit and a car payment that costs almost as much as their mortgage (the first one).